'The Private health service taken to a level so deep and raunchy that it will blow your mind. We have Alison, Sheila Stone, Kissy Kapri, Jennifer, Ariana, Ionie Luvcoxx and Bonita all visiting the doctor for a thorough medical checkup. Is there something wrong with my ass, they wonder? Do not worry ladies, the medicine will come right up your rectum in no time!'