Joselyn called us after a long weekend at the craps tables. Her luck had simply run out and she ended up gambling away all her money. She told us that she only has two addictions: craps, and cock! We not only helped her break even... we fed her second addiction too and came all over her face! Can you say "dumbass!?" Alicia came to Las Vegas with her fiancee to get married. She was having a fantastic time partying and gambling until she got a call from her husband to be. Apparently, he was having such a good time on his bachelor party, he decided to call off the wedding and run off with the strippers. Alicia was SO pissed when she called us. All she wanted was to get back at her fiancee and get some revenge! Kat called us because she ran into some bad luck... rather, some bad luck ran into her. See, she was driving by the University, and some guy rear ended her. She needed to pay her deductible and get her car back. After seeing her lucious little frame, we were more than happy to help!